Have Your People Call My People

Had Took a meeting with the Hollywood guys today. They just finished cutting the promo for the reality show and wanted to screen it for my buddy and I.

I'm stoked!

The promo (and the show) mostly centers around Rob, my long-time friend and partner in crime, but I guess it would be fair to say I'm the #2 guy in it -- Glover to his Gibson, Elwood to his Jake, Patrick to his Spongebob, Riker to his Picard -- albeit I get less screen time than those other #2's usually got, leastwise, in the short promo.

The Hollywood guys shot about 15 hours of footage and boiled it down to a 10-minute promo. They told us it killed them to cut so much great stuff out. They probably could have cut a couple of 1-hour episodes or more out of all they shot but they explained that potential cable and/or subscription channels don't like it when you put the style, content, and direction of the show in concrete: They want to be able to screw it up have their own creative input into the show.

I have one word to say about the promo: It rocks! (Okay, that was two words but I exaggerate a lot.)

It's funny, it's, uhh... funny, and it's freakin' funny! It blows the lid off one of the most tightly held secrets in the entertainment biz, i.e., that the adult industry portion of the entertainment biz, the "other Hollywood," is glamorous, wildly exciting, constantly fun-filled, and populated with tons of people making mega-bucks, driving stupidly expensive cars, living in big upscale houses, and having non-stop orgies. Yep, it's a bubble-buster. But a funny-as-hell bubble-buster!

Personally, I think this show is a slam-dunk.

But then, I am a bit biased.

I can't tell you too much more. Believe it or not, we had to agree to some confidentiality stuff. And I'm talking agreeing with paperwork to back up those agreements. Wish I could rip the DVD copy of the promo they gave me and post it on the web. But if something like that happens, it's for them to do, not me.

So, we'll see what comes of it. I'm more than ready for something really cool to happen in my so-called career.

The pretty girl at the top is another snap of Cytherea from the same set as my last update's snap. In fact, it was the very next snap after snapping that last snap that I posted in my last update. (Whew! That was 4 "snaps" and a "snapping" in two sentences!)